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10/14/09
Oh dear. I think it's one of those paper-bag-over-the-head nights. I hate those nights.
10/14/09
The flip-side of this is that Madonna's plastic surgery doesn't bother me because it isn't her job to look like she belongs in any other context.
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I can't blame Kidman for getting work done. Let's not lose perspective here: it's Hollywood that's fucked up, and she may have drunk the kool-aid, but it could be less vanity on her part than a desire to KEEP WORKING.
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/sarcasm
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09/09/09
ummm....
09/09/09
Bunnies? Pshaw! I think its time for Guinea Pigs to have their day.
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"Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.
A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.
O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend."
09/09/09
Spock 2.0 disagrees.
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O RLY?
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For the love of god, when will orangutans finally get to rule the interwebs?
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