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Harlot Brontë
10/14/09

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I wish to fuck that it didn't bother me that Nicole Kidman has done funny things to her face. It's not my face. I suppose it's that it seems so unutterably depressing that someone as astoundingly beautiful as Kidman should feel so anxious about her appearance that she's willing to give up facial dexterity in exchange for a facsimile of youth. If she's so mortified about her exquisitely aging looks, what hope do we lumpenproletariat have to cling to?

Oh dear. I think it's one of those paper-bag-over-the-head nights. I hate those nights.
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CircleSquare
10/14/09

@Harlot Brontë: I think it's bothersome because close-ups on screen are vaguely horrifying if someone has done such drastic things to their face. Plus, as an actor, it makes no sense when Nicole Kidman (for example) plays a character that could not realistically have any kind of plastic surgery' such as her character in 'Australia'. It just looks ridiculously anachronistic, unless she is playing a woman rich enough and modern enough to "get something done."

The flip-side of this is that Madonna's plastic surgery doesn't bother me because it isn't her job to look like she belongs in any other context.
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LittleDogLaughed
10/14/09

@CircleSquare: What's *unrealistic* is when Hollywood casts svelte, 40 year old women to play mothers to men in their 20s. It's unrealistic when women in their 20s are cast as famous doctors, lawyers, and successful career women when in reality they'd barely be old enough to defend their dissertations. It's unrealistic that there are so few roles for women in their 40s, and that even those women are only allowed a couple of wrinkles around the eyes and lips, as long as they keep their figures. And it absolutely drives me NUTS that an old bag of bones like Sean Connery (no disrespect to him) is considered well matched on screen by a woman 1/2 to 1/3 his age.

I can't blame Kidman for getting work done. Let's not lose perspective here: it's Hollywood that's fucked up, and she may have drunk the kool-aid, but it could be less vanity on her part than a desire to KEEP WORKING.
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morninggloria
10/14/09

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I always thought that "bunny lines" is what you call the white stuff you snort off of identical blonde twins at the Playboy Mansion.
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rodmanstreet
10/14/09

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I thought she got those lines from wiggling her nose to cast spells in Bewitched!
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erinna
10/14/09

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Bunny lines? Bunnies get wrinkles? Someone should really tell them about Botox.
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rixatrix
10/14/09

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Do we even expect Nicole Kidman to look her age anymore? She's sort of become her own creature, if you ask me - ageless ice queen. It's a good look, if you're into that. Remember when she had curly hair?
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midwesternmom
10/14/09

@rixatrix: Beautiful, deep red, curly hair. She was lovely as a redhead.
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hussein persepolis hussein
10/14/09

@midwesternmom: I once saw her on the street when she was married to that horrible man. She was a startling thing of beauty. Just startling.
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Scal
10/14/09

@rixatrix: [i44.tinypic.com]
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ronniedobbs
10/14/09

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Next up: X-ray glasses! Now you can tell when those greedy bitches are lying about only having a salad for lunch!
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Armed with Vitriol
10/14/09

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So, the cure for Botox induced wrinkles is more Botox? That makes perfect sense...
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quellefromage
10/14/09

@Cherry Blossom Girl: I know! Let's Botox our faces until we can't feel feelings anymore! YAY!

/sarcasm
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Wonder4A
10/14/09

@quellefromage: I used to work in a medspa that sold botox. You should have seen the botox rep! She it injected into every single part of her face imaginable, including the tip of her nose, her cheeks and lips. All places it wasn't legally approved for use. She looked like a porcelain doll.
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quellefromage
10/14/09

@Wonder4A: That's terrifying. How can you express your emotions if your face doesn't move? Hell, how do you even open your mouth to eat???
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midwesternmom
10/14/09

@quellefromage: They don't eat. And they are happy about it. So happy that they are trying to smile.
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Bunsy
10/14/09

@Wonder4A: Yikes!
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Jack_Burton
09/09/09

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ummm....
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prettycool
09/09/09

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Bunnies? Pshaw! I think its time for Guinea Pigs to have their day.
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Nuckin Futz for you
09/09/09

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A day without kitties! I can't even get 5 minutes without kitties when I am home. My newest addition has space issues. I've had to lock him out of the bathroom because he tries to sit in my lap and he watches right on my bathmat as I try and take a shower. I am down with bunny recognition but I want to see pictures of all animals!
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boobookitt
09/09/09

In reply to Day Without Cats
Even Androids love cats:

"Felis Cattus, is your taxonomic nomenclature,
an endothermic quadruped carnivorous by nature?
Your visual, olfactory and auditory senses
contribute to your hunting skills, and natural defenses.

I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
a singular development of cat communications
that obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
for a rhythmic stroking of your fur, to demonstrate affection.

A tail is quite essential for your acrobatic talents;
you would not be so agile if you lacked its counterbalance.
And when not being utilized to aide in locomotion,
it often serves to illustrate the state of your emotion.

O Spot, the complex levels of behaviour you display
connote a fairly well-developed cognitive array.
And though you are not sentient, Spot, and do not comprehend,
I nonetheless consider you a true and valued friend."
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Dancingfrog
09/09/09

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Spock 2.0 disagrees.
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samethingwedoeverynightpinky
09/09/09

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O RLY?
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WashingMyHair
09/09/09

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For the love of god, when will orangutans finally get to rule the interwebs?
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Ipomoea
09/09/09

@WashingMyHair: I support our new orang overlords!
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Nuckin Futz for you
09/09/09

@WashingMyHair: I just want to throw it a banana...and run very fast in the other direction in case my banana offends it and it gets angry. I dont want to see that angry :-D
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Rosaxé
09/09/09

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Can't we just all get along???
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