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    Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith

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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    Okay, this is just ... wrong.

    This is worse than Nigel Tufnel quitting Spinal Tap. It is *not* going to work.

    I mean, who is Joe going to write with? Scott what's-his-face who fronts Creed?

    No. NO. #steventyler
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    Image of boxspelunker boxspelunker
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    He looks so pretty in that photo - if it's not doctored all to hell, he looks like he's dropped some of the more dangerous habits he had. Which is good.

    And maybe they can all work their stuff out, and if not, let's just hope Aerosmith can die a graceful death. #steventyler
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/07/09

    @boxspelunker: Hmmm... I do wish him the best of health but I think they are about thirty power ballads, ten records and thirty years or so past the last possible chance at a graceful death. #steventyler
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    11/07/09

    @MyNameIsChris: Haha, okay, you're right :D Maybe just not a humiliating one? #steventyler
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    Image of BearDownCBears BearDownCBears
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    The pop charts will never be the same. #steventyler
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    Image of Ineedmorecowbell Ineedmorecowbell
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    Maybe its not so much quitting as it is retiring, most people get to retire after 40yrs of working. #steventyler
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    This is so weird. It's like your parents divorcing after 40 years of marriage. You can't help but think, "But you stayed together so long!" #steventyler
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    This merely supports my theory that Iggy Pop, Keith Richards, and Steve Tyler are all secretly the same person. #steventyler
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    11/07/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Kind of like Latoya and Michael Jackson? Notice you never saw them together... and now Latoya is on the view and all sorts of other things, and paranoid someone is going to murder her.... Coincidence or something more? #steventyler
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    Image of Curtice Curtice
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    Finally, the mellow sounds of The Joe Perry Project can now waft freely through elevators and dentist office waiting rooms without the unseemly reminders of Aerosmith. #steventyler
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    Image of Eleanor Ramilly Eleanor Ramilly
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    Somewhere my sister is very upset. #steventyler
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    Image of CherriSpryte CherriSpryte
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    So much for not wanting to miss a thing. #steventyler
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    Image of MyNameIsChris MyNameIsChris
    11/07/09

    @CherriSpryte: It just seems like he's not too eager to get Back In The Saddle.

    Edit: Whoops. Just noticed this path has already been beaten to death. Quite like Aerosmith themselves.
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    Image of ErinLovesYou ErinLovesYou
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    My dad (an old rocker with a heart of gold) called me in tears about this.

    I thought Ozzy or my grandma had died. #steventyler
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    Image of Ski Bunny? Ski Bunny?
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    What?! Oh, for the fuck of shit! *stomps off in a huff* #steventyler
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    OK Steven, just walk this way and get back in the saddle again. #steventyler
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    11/07/09

    @boobookitteh: I think he's just Crazy, and I'm cryin' #steventyler
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    11/07/09

    @boobookitteh: I hope it's not the same old song and dance of a band member pretending to leave just for publicity. #steventyler
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    Image of notheretomakefriends notheretomakefriends
    11/07/09

    @boobookitteh: Dream on, boobookitteh #steventyler
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/07/09

    @boobookitteh: Get a grip, it's going to be o.k. #steventyler
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    Image of Kateness has the skin of a KILLER Kateness has the skin of a KILLER
    11/07/09

    @boobookitteh: The...train will keep on rollin'?

    I'm not good at this. #steventyler
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    Meglantine promoted this comment Kateness has the skin of a KILLER was starred Kateness has the skin of a KILLER was unstarred
    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    There is no Aerosmith without Steven Tyler. Sad but true. #steventyler
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    Image of boobookitteh boobookitteh
    11/07/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: I just got a chill up my spine thinking of Sammy Hagar singing the soundtrack to my adolescence.. #steventyler
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    Jack_Burton promoted this comment boobookitteh was starred boobookitteh was unstarred
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    11/07/09

    @boobookitteh: Hey now. That's taking it a bit too far. #steventyler
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    Image of NewsBunny NewsBunny
    11/07/09

    @boobookitteh: I will never speak to you again. #steventyler
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    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    This Boston native screams: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...!

    This is like..like...

    OMG, a Class-A Music Crisis.

    I'm writing a letter to Steven right now. #steventyler
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    11/07/09

    @NewsBunny:

    Dear Steven,

    Dude, you CANNOT QUIT AREOSMITH. I beg of you. This would be like the Red Sox moving to Minnesota. Dude, keep gripping that bandana-clad mic for all us Boston girls who have stood by you all these years. I mean -- Areosmith's first album came out the YEAR I WAS BORN.

    I have always loved you. More than Joe, who can't be bothered to wear a shirt. You know how to ACCESSORIZE.

    With adoration forever,

    Newsbunny #steventyler
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    Image of TheUptightMidwesterner TheUptightMidwesterner
    11/07/09

    In reply to Steven Tyler Reportedly Quits Aerosmith
    Before I die, I want to hear this:

    "So and so quit, (died whatevs) and we figured since we have been around for almost 40 years, and we are richer than Midas, and don't really have any new good material, that we, as a band are just going to retire. The kindest thing we could do for our fans would be to just give it up, and be a great legend instead of a lame reality."

    Sorry for the run on sentence. Rockstars- what are ya gonna do with them! #steventyler
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    Image of Julie Parker Julie Parker
    11/07/09

    @TheUptightMidwesterner: I agree... why do bands try to go on? Alice in Chains and Blind Melon got new singers.. that sound just like the old ones and that is creepy and weird. Nirvana just broke up, no new singer the remaining members went on to create new bands. That is what should happen. Joe Perry can create a new band, even if all the other members want to join in DO NOT CALL YOURSELVES AEROSMITH!!!! #steventyler
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    TheUptightMidwesterner promoted this comment Julie Parker was starred Julie Parker was unstarred
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