Fans of "Ur So Gay" and "I Kissed a Girl," as well as Katy Perry's random geisha performance at the American Music Awards, are in luck. The singer has more stupidly offensive fare to foist upon us. This time she faces backlash for featuring a man wearing an Allah pendant who disintegrates into sand upon her command.
In what the Guardian is describing as an "extraordinary" reversal in the case of a young Christian girl facing a death sentence for blasphemy, Pakistani police have arrested a mullah named Hafiz Mohammed Khalid Chishti on the suspicion that he added pages of the Qu'ran to charred material the girl was carrying in…
Turns out, God loves premature cynicism, absurdity, crippling insecurity masked in mostly bad jokes, and 12 year old boy humor, and thus yesterday at 6 pm, I was sucked by God's Hoover to heaven, just like that radio charlatan predicted. What he didn't predict, however, is how it really is up here.
Like a lusty gingerbread man, holiday season 2010 is almost upon us. Let's gather with our families and loved ones and celebrate an important religious holiday — with naughty decorations!