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A Letter To American Apparel's Latest Spokesbottom, "Kristen"

Dear Kristen, You have a nice ass. I could have probably inferred that fact by simply getting stuck in certain positions a crowded subway car with you, or walking behind you on a summer's day, but thanks to the new American Apparel Youtube video I know exactly how firm it looks when you lean down and wave it around as if you are being penetrated doggy-style. Congrats on that. Having worked at American Apparel I know you couldn't have received much more than a hundred bucks compensation for that video. Maybe $100 is the going rate for a nice ass in a time during which there seem to be a lot of young women with nice asses who are interested in having the niceness of their asses documented for public consumption on the internet for recognition and/or vanity, which is a something I have learned from many informational outlets from MySpace to the Suicide Girls but which I could have just as easily learned exclusively from looking at American Apparel ads. More »

2:00 PM on Thu Jan 31 2008
By Moe
9,639 views, 145 comments

Latest by bowleserised: Yes, other companies are skeevy and exploitative, but it's the fact that AA insists "We're so cool because we don't exploit our factory workers" while sexploiting the women that work in the stores and the office and paying them shit more »