Behold the majestic lowland ape. Marvel at his strength, his wildness. His complete inability to get along with ladies.
Hey, how about some slightly heartwarming news on this day of incomprehensible crap? After one of their companions was ensnared by a hunter's trap in Rwanda, it seems that young endangered gorillas are getting the last laugh. Or, uh, last terrifying jungle scream. Conservationists say a trio of juveniles in Rwanda has…
Seems an unlikely agent of domesticity, but some scientists feel it's the advent of assisted combat that really changed everything.
In this week's compilation of pop culture crap, bisexual apes on Oprah, Dr. Oz answers a question about a sleeping vagina, and an 82-year-old woman says "fuck" on the evening news.
Kanzi understands 450 words, "speaks" with humans via computer, and is the subject of a book. Clearly, the next step to superstardom is Oprah; we hope she actually lets this guest get some words in in before she starts interrupting.