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Afraid your bum isn't as smooth as it could be? Have a posterior pimple that needs popping? Why not try butt facials! Ellegirl is reporting on a supposed new trend of ass-prettying procedures from a dermatologist whose clients include such mentally sound celebrities as Renee Zellweger and Ali Larter. One question: Why is Ellegirl reporting this one? Isn't this a magazine aimed at girls who lack the "maturity" to read Elle? Why are tweens hearing anything about facials, let alone ones that involve their asses? The only "trends" that Ellegirl should be reporting should be plastic hair accessories from Claire's (that Hillary Duff is so into right now!) and lycra tops from Wet Seal. Leave the semi-sexual gross out trends for those provincials at Cosmogirl. [Ellegirl Editor's Blog]
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Ali Larter: Lucky Girl
Ali Larter is on NBC hit show Heroes. She's also on the cover of the May 2008 issue of Lucky magazine. And look! She was also on the cover of the March 2007 issue. The magazine that loves to repeat words is also repeating cover models! (They used the word "sophisticated" twelve times in the January issue.) Why does Ms. Larter deserve to be on the cover twice in a little over a year? That's a tough one. But if you're curious whether her shopping habits have changed since last spring, you're in luck (ha)! We compare and contrast her covers and stories from the interior of the magazine — then and now — after the jump. More »
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'Cosmo' Cover Girl Ali Larter: Self-Involved, Stubborn, Easily Distracted
Analyzing handwriting is fun! And once again, it's time for an analysis of Cosmopolitan's "Cosmo Quiz". See, every month "The #1 Women's Magazine" includes a spread of illuminating scribbles donated by that month's cover girl. Up for October: Heroes actress Ali Larter. After the jump, our favorite graphologist, Sheila Kurtz, weighs in on Larter, who may be more like the sexy, self-involved,"Jessica" side of her on-screen split personality than the nurturing, selfless "Niki". (Proving what we've long said about women named Jessica.) More »
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MagHag: Lucky, March 2007
We were late coming to Lucky. As in, two years late. We just didn't get it. A shopping magazine? Who can afford to go shopping nowadays? But we soon realized that "The Magazine About Shopping" is not about spending money, but about the fantasy of spending money, which we're totally down with (another reason we love catalogs) . And now, there isn't more of a jump-for-joy day (think bunnies...flowers...puppies...all that greeting-card shit) than when the magazine arrives in our mailbin. Did we mention we love stickers? No? WE LOVE STICKERS. More »
