Soccer Star Undie Fight; Model Sues Guess? For Sexual Harassment

• Move over, David Beckham: Cristiano Ronaldo is posing in the spring Armani underwear campaign. [AP]
• Beckham, who says he decided not to renew his Armani contract, is said to be looking to launch an underwear line of his own. [WWD]

McQueen Goes After Madden; Supermodel Spends $50K A Month On Clothes

• Creator of this season's mightiest shoes, Alexander McQueen, is suing Steve Madden. McQueen's lawyers say the only reason the Madden is a knock-off and not a pure counterfeit is the omission of the logo'd zipper pull. (L-R: McQueen, Madden.) [WWD]

Julia Mobbed By Fans; Kardashian Wedding Not Legal?

• Julia Roberts is in India shooting Eat, Pray, Love, and security is tight on the film set:

Presence Of Plus-Size Models Cause Consternation At London Fashion Week

• Oy. Vey. When Mark Fast chose to use three plus-size models in his Friday show, one staffer allegedly quit in protest and the stylist was so abusive to the models that she was fired; a Telegraph stylist stepped in. [Fashionista]

Elle MacPherson To Play Model Agency Director; Barack's Watch Selling Briskly

• 80s supermodel-turned-businesswoman Elle MacPherson will star in the CW's Beautiful as an 80s supermodel-turned-businesswoman. The show revolves around models living in agency housing. It'll be MacPherson's first television gig since her stint on Friends. [THR]

Agyness & Albert: Mud, Sweat & Tears

[New York, December 30. Image via Bauer-Griffin]