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    Image of dirtybee dirtybee
    09/11/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    Throw me in a Bush, but I'm all for more Gavin Rossdale on the big screen. The angsty grunge teen in me will always love him.
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    Image of TurtleSpeak TurtleSpeak
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    I am so disappointed by the SNL lineup. I know I shouldn't really expect much but...

    Megan Fox and U2
    Boring and pompous.

    Ryan Reynolds and Lady Gaga
    Annoying and tryhardy.

    Drew Barrymore and Regina Spektor
    Okay, this one's fine I guess but...

    Gerard Butler and Shakira
    Asshole and superlame.

    Shan't be watching the first two, and fourth episodes of SNL I guess!
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/10/09

    @TurtleSpeak: I kinda love you for calling Shakira super lame. I don't get her appeal at all.
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    Image of bbug bbug
    09/10/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: Aw, some of her pre-crossover stuff is pretty fierce and not quite so yodelly...
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    Ailatan promoted this comment bbug was starred bbug was unstarred
    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/10/09

    @bbug: I love that MTV special of Shakira. My favourite is "Moscas en la Casa"
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    Image of ddiseehs ddiseehs
    09/11/09

    @TurtleSpeak: I agree about Shakira, her new single is AWFUL.
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    Red-headed bookworm promoted this comment ddiseehs was starred ddiseehs was unstarred
    Image of Grim Reaper of the Forest Grim Reaper of the Forest
    09/11/09

    @Ailatan: Oh, I love her. Te Espero Senatada used to be my favorite song. Some of her newer stuff like La Pared and Escondite Inglés is great too.
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    Image of Red-headed bookworm Red-headed bookworm
    09/11/09

    @ddiseehs: Me too. And I like Shakira. I have all her previous albums, even the Spanish language ones.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    While there is very little that Paris wears that could be considered cute, I really like her quote.

    I can't believe I just said that.
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/10/09

    @Sputnik_Sweetheart: It hurts my soul that she's mentioned alongside Oscar Wilde "You've been a terrible audience"
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    Image of Saddletramp Saddletramp
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    I do not understand all of the Porno bashing (hee hee...). I am going to operate under the assumption that you folks have not read the book, that is the sequel to Trainspotting in book form. It is quite good, and this is coming from a near obsessive Irvine Welsh fan, and someone who considers Trainspotting her both her favorite movie AND book. I would be pretty fuckin' stoked if Porno happened, to be honest.

    Side note: 80's Samantha looks like me when I go to shows except subtract the mesh jeans and big hair and insert
    Doc Dartens and a Chelsea cut. Weeeeird...
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    Lolita Hazed promoted this comment Saddletramp was starred Saddletramp was unstarred
    Image of Lolita Hazed Lolita Hazed
    09/10/09

    @Saddletramp: See, I like Porno too! It's not a bad book. But see, the characters of Trainspotting are so close to me, you know, they feel like friends-- quality isn't a term you can apply to their books. You're just happy to be around them.
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    Image of Saddletramp Saddletramp
    09/10/09

    @Lolita Hazed: To quote Sickboy himself,
    "No, it's not bad, but it's not great either. And in your heart you kind of know that although it sounds all right, it's actually just shite. "

    Just kidding, like I said I liked the book
    :-)
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    Image of theKP theKP
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    I'm used to the phrase "this is lethal" referring to toxic waste and my adopted greyhound's farts, but what *is* Courtney Love talking about?
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    Tee for Ten promoted this comment BabyJane approved this comment theKP was starred theKP was unstarred
    Image of noisy doll noisy doll
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    oh no Phil Collins ;_; I don't know what I would do if they told me I could never play the drums again. I had tendinitis for a few months but never again? Man, that is very sad. I really feel for him.
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    NerD: R.O.A.C.H. promoted this comment noisy doll was starred noisy doll was unstarred
    Image of ErinGoBawl ErinGoBawl
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    Lady GaGa in bondage? Meh. I'll tell you an "edgy" photoshoot I'd like to see: "Lady Gaga wearing sweats!"
    Or "Lady Gaga Stuns in jeans and a t-shirt, no muppets or bubbles or metal in sight!"
    Or even "Lady Gaga wearing the same hoodie and pants she wore yesterday because she forgot to buy detergent and they at least look/smell clean!"
    A girl can dream.
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    NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce promoted this comment ErinGoBawl was starred ErinGoBawl was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/10/09

    @ErinGoBawl: Lady Gaga: The Mad Men photo shoot.
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    Image of JennaW JennaW
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    U2 and Megan Fox?!
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/10/09

    @JennaW: Bono and Mono.
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    Image of whoneedslight whoneedslight
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    Does a spouse really own your image when you die? I'm a little freaked out by that.
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    NefariousNewt a.k.a. General Awesomesauce promoted this comment whoneedslight was starred whoneedslight was unstarred
    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/10/09

    @whoneedslight: Courtney owns his likeness... and his soul!!!!
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    Image of NerD: Blattella NerD: Blattella
    09/10/09

    @whoneedslight: Well, if you saw Chronicles of Riddick, you'd know you keep what you kill.

    [en.wikipedia.org]
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    I think we need that Courtney Love translator to start cracking up the Lilo Rosetta Code.

    What did she say?
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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    09/10/09

    @Ailatan: She said "Maybe I should have spent more time in school and less time on the set of the parent trap remake, because then maybe I would be able to adequately string together a sentence."
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    Image of Ailatan Ailatan
    09/10/09

    @Bunsen Honeydew: Now, you're teasing me, you know very well that it's "adequitely"
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    Image of AnotherJenn AnotherJenn
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    Drew Barrymore, it's nice to see a woman talk about beauty outside the "cookie-cutter model body" without putting down the women who do have those model bodies. Thanks for actually embracing several body shapes, and this comes from a woman who never did and never will look like a model.
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    Bunsen Honeydew promoted this comment AnotherJenn was starred AnotherJenn was unstarred
    Image of dearheart dearheart
    09/10/09

    @AnotherJenn: Seconded and amen. You don't have to bash someone else down to raise yourself up.
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    Ailatan promoted this comment dearheart was starred dearheart was unstarred
    Image of bess marvin, girl detective bess marvin, girl detective
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    that's the face of a girl who has lived every day twice.

    rick james will live in eternity with his quote about cocaine being a HELL of a drug.
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    Image of polypam polypam
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    OHMYGOD! Is that photo of Lilo for real? Looks like she got into a bar fight with a bag of Cheetos (and by the looks of her possibly black eyes, the Cheetos won).
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    TexasCrude promoted this comment Edited by polypam at 09/10/09 7:55 PM polypam was starred polypam was unstarred
    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    09/10/09

    @polypam: Cheetos will cut a bitch.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    09/10/09

    @polypam: The Cheetos beat her with her own can of spray tan.
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    Image of Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin) Mmmmkay (gellin' and Jezebelin)
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    With Ellen on Idol now, I may just watch. She's my Sex and the City.. there's nothing she can't do.
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    Image of TexasCrude TexasCrude
    09/10/09

    In reply to More On Lindsay/Sam Twitter Fight; Paula Upset Over Ellen's Idol Gig
    That picture, man. Did Lilo fuck the sun?

    Frankie says relax, girl, stay in the shade.
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    Image of Harlot Brontë Harlot Brontë
    09/10/09

    @TexasCrude: I dunno dude, it looks more like conjugal relations with the orange-flavoured Mr. Kool-Aid. I think a juicy good time was had by all.
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    BabyJane promoted this comment Harlot Brontë was starred Harlot Brontë was unstarred
    Image of sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit) sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit)
    09/10/09

    @TexasCrude: She didn't just fuck the sun, she rimmed a supernova.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    09/10/09

    @sarah.of.a.lesser.god (aka Mrs. BrutallyHonestHobbit): You're durty.
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