Alexa Chung Named Vogue's Best-Dressed; Fancy Stores Are Trying To Be Nice To Their Customers

• Alexa Chung has been named British Vogue's best-dressed for her "quirky sense of style." Also: Audrey Tautou, Freida Pinto, and Emma Watson. [ThisIsLondon]
• She's "deposed" Kate Moss, now "relegated to 10th place, only one spot ahead of Lady Gaga." [Telegraph]

Another Baby For Jennifer Hudson?; Stalker Threatened Mass Murder At Jacko Concert

• Jennifer Hudson may be pregnant again, only four months after her son was born. "Jennifer was in total shock when she found out she was having another baby," says a "friend," who claims she found out on December 10.

Cruise Sued For Spying; Brittany Murphy Autopsy Complete

• Tom Cruise is being sued by Michael David Sapir, who he sued in 2001 after Sapir claimed he had a video of Cruise "engaged in a homosexual relationship." Now Sapir says Cruise hired a P.I. to wiretap his phone.

Beyoncé's Hot Scent; Madonna Prefers Shoes To Sex

• Beyoncé's first perfume, Heat, launches in February. She says, "Red is one of my favorite colors, as is gold." And the bottle is intended to look antique, because her mother had so many old perfumes when she was little. [WWD]

Reese & Jake Are Over... Or Engaged; Judge Rules No More Media Appearances For Jon

• Though "sources" recently claimed Reese Witherspoon and Jake Gyllenhaal had broken up, an insider now says, "Jake is planning to pop the question over the holidays and couldn't be more excited."

Madonna's Son Is A Madonna Fan; Springsteen Supports Marriage Equality

• OMG. Is the world ready for little 4-year-old David Banda? Madonna says, when it comes to her work: "He knows every song, every word, every step, and he wants to wear all the costumes." And:

Angelina's "Secret" Family; Woman Rushed To Hospital From Tiger's House

• Angelina Jolie has a "secret family" she's "kept hidden for years."

Angelina & Jen Had A Showdown; Kim Kardashian's Down To Her 9th Grade Weight

• Ian Halperin, who is pushing his book, Brangelina : The Untold Story, claims that Angelina Jolie and Jennifer Aniston had a "heated confrontation" at a deserted Hollywood restaurant after Brad and Jen's 2006 divorce. Halperin says:

Taylor & Beyoncé Top Grammy Noms; Tiger Woods' Sponsors Stand By Him

• Taylor Swift received eight Grammy nominations. "I started freaking out and jumping up and down," she claims. On winning one, she says:

Courtney Claims Britney's Been Molested; Rihanna Refused Therapy

• Courtney Love is making vicious accusations via Facebook, and both Edward Norton and Britney Spears are involved.

Kate Rejects Jon's Flowers, Shakira Is Nun-Approved, And Cougar Town Shuts Down

• Jon Gosselin attempted to make peace with Kate Gosselin at a divorce arbitration hearing yesterday by bringing roses to the courtroom. Kate turned them down, "but in the end it all came together and concluded on a happy note." [People]

"Just Wondering… Has Anyone Seen My Pants?"

[London, November 16. Image via Pacific Coast News Online.]

"Can You Handle It?" Beyoncé & Lady Gaga Indulge In No-Pants Trend, Gunplay

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[London, November 15. Image via INF]

Victoria Beckham Visits Underprivileged Kids; Oprah Gets Her Facts Wrong

• Victoria Beckham put away her Hermes bags and Louboutins and wore shredded jeans and combat boots as she joined son Brooklyn and spent 2 days with impoverished children in Kentucky.

Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting

• According to documents filed by the FBI and U.S. Attorney's office today, an acquaintance of Cindy Crawford's former nanny threatened to sell a picture of her 7-year-old daughter bound to a chair in revealing clothing.

Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic

• A baby for Jay-Z and Beyoncé!?! Apparently they're working on it. [Gatecrasher]
• Lindsay Lohan was spotted in an alley behind LA's Crow Bar, talking on her cell phone and crying. And, naturally, there are pictures. [Daily Mail]