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    09:10 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Ugh, okay, the cutting thing. As a person who has struggled, crazy-like, with S-I for nearly 15 years, I can say that her prolonged issue with it is no joke. It's simply a symptom of an (obviously) larger problem.

    God, I hope that girl gets some love. I know that if I didn't have parents who love me, I'd be dead or dying. It's so sad. #cindycrawford
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    09:01 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    @ Item 1: Whhaaaa? Somebody please to explain. I do not get this. At. All.

    If someone took an inappropriate pic of my underage child without my knowledge, it would be their ass that was getting sued--and beaten. WTF? #cindycrawford
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    07:57 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Jesus, Stephanie Pratt (whoever you are) I, too, hate it when I'm being tested by Professor Captain Morgan and he gives me pop quizzes all of the time, like, making me drive my fucking car intoxicated and stuff. It was totally the Captain and not my own poor choices or abhorrent behavior. Nope. Not at all. #cindycrawford
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    07:57 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    Goddess bless you, Elizabeth Hurley...That's diet advice one can truly use!

    One gimlet, please. #cindycrawford
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    07:48 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I'm not usually particularly affected by Lindsay Lohan's seemingly-endless trials and tribulations, but this shit with her father and the taped phone calls makes me want to burst into tears. What a little shit he is.

    I wish to fuck that she could get away from her toxic parents and managers and agents and enablers and get a lungful of fresh air somewhere. Not because she's famous or wealthy or even particularly talented or pure of heart, but just because she's a person. And she deserves a chance at peace, like we all do. #cindycrawford
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    07:47 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I really hope that tattoo on Cindy Crawford's kid's arm isn't real. If I got a tattoo at that age, I'm pretty sure I'd be walking around right now with Rainbow Brite on my boob. #cindycrawford
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    07:53 PM

    @rodmanstreet: I think I'd have gone for She-Ra on my left buttock. Rainbow Brite may have been badass, but she didn't have a sword, so, you know. Violence wins. #cindycrawford
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    07:38 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    My head is going to explode. Wait, which one is the daughter, again?? #cindycrawford
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    07:36 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    I thought it said that John McCain was named executor of Michael Jackon's estate. I guess I'm going to bed early tonight. #cindycrawford
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    07:57 PM

    @LuvEwan: I saw John McClain and immediately had a flashback to the first DieHard movie. #cindycrawford
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    07:34 PM

    In reply to Cindy Crawford Targeted In Extortion Plot; Lindsay's Still Cutting
    there are 6 wtf items here. can we start drinking now? #cindycrawford
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    "Oh, KK. I'm so over the Red Carpet being pregnant too! I mean, is it in it's eighteenth trimester or something? The thing has been preggers forevs! Like, WTF and junk. I wonder if when it gives birth, the baby will be an Oriental Throw Rug? Cuz I totes need one for my liberry at the 'Bu Beach House. L8TRS!" #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    How is it so many Jezebel readers are just now noticing the Jesus/Madonna thing? #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    I wonder if I can make a plea to Jamie and Martin to PLEASE. NOT. DO. THIS. I'm truly weary of the massacre on the black female image by black men. It's so very old. And it's so very painful. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    At first I was like, Ian McKellen, what? Not that comparisons to homophobia and antisemitism are necessarily wrong, but it does seem odd that he's comparing a lack of gay bars outside London to the Holocaust.

    Then I remembered that he is not just Gandalf, but also Magneto, and therefore had to get into the mind of a character who would have been a Jew in central Europe in a certain period. So he may be talking about that. Because then it's like "Being gay is kind of like being a Jew in the early 20th century. And both of those things are also like being a mutant with superpowers." And that makes sense to me. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    It's early for me, and so perhaps my math is off, but if Jesus' mother (I can't get over writing that) is 36 and he's 23, she had him when she was thirteen years old. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @LAmonkeygirl: Not to worry, it was immaculate! or inaccurate or some such. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    In reply to Beyoncé Has Baby Plans; Rob Pattinson Is Not Romantic
    The thing that weirds me out about the Madonna thing is that somebody called MADONNA is dating somebody called JESUS. And the age difference doesn't help, as far as that goes. #beyoncebabyplans
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    11/09/09

    @FizzyGood: Indeed there is something frightfully Oedipal about that.

    I hope she embraces the incredible camp potential and makes a whole concept album about her boytoy saving her from her sins or something. My desire to see this come to fruition proves that I will only continue being interested in Madonna if she basically becomes Bette Midler. Which--admit it---would be way more awesome than her current incarnation. #beyoncebabyplans
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