Superb Human Jeremy Renner Cannot Be Bothered to Fight For Equal Pay
LatestJeremy Renner—the frog-faced Avenger with a sixth grade boy’s haircut—has caught wind of American Hustle co-star Jennifer Lawrence’s essay on unequal pay in Hollywood. He’s aware that many of his fellow actors are clamoring for an end to this discriminatory gap. But he doesn’t especially give a flying fuck.
According to Jason Guerrasio at Business Insider, Renner will not join Bradley Cooper as a male ally willing to negotiate for fair wages. “That’s not my job,” the hawk-eyed gender warrior eloquently explained to BI, “I don’t know contracts and money and all that sort of stuff.”
It would seem, from this remark, that an MBA, law degree, as well as the ability to perform simple math are required to undertake the initiative Lawrence’s essay has sparked. What’s the Ren-Man to do? Feminism is so hard, and he is but a simple artist pursuing his muse. He clarifies—oh so fluently—his position for BI: