Subway Reminds Women to Stay Thin For Slutty Halloween Costumes
Hey ladaaays, because you’ve got your priorities straight, I know you’ve already got your Slutoween costumes on deck because Halloween is the only night of the year where it’s acceptable for the ladyfolk to show some skin. But how’s that body looking? Is it banging enough? Luckily Subway is here to help ensure that you don’t scare the children with any fat rolls while you’re roaming the streets in a sexy nurse costume.