So, I was just sitting here thinking that the now-legendary sorority girl e-mail was a teeny bit overrated and overhyped (yes, it's funny, but ENOUGH), when a friend forwarded me this video. It's Boardwalk Empire's Michael Shannon performing a dramatic reading of the missive as an unhinged, escalating Glengarry Glen Ross freak-out. It is magnificent. It is a work of art. Clearly I was being a goddamn boner. Enjoy.