Someone Stapled Clothing to Rihanna's Bare Boobs

Someone in Dublin has decided that Rihanna needs just a liiiiitle more clothing on her Diamonds World Tour billboards. Enter a couple of strapless dresses and a stapler.

FYI this is what the unaltered photo looks like:

Too hot for Dublin! As you can see up top, a sensitive censor gave her one dress per breast.

On another, she was sheathed in what appears to be one large tube top.

On the one hand: Why censor? What are you, her mother? The curve of a breast is not obscene! Would you do this to the Venus de Milo?

On the other hand? Rihanna being forced to wear cheap plaid dresses = HILARIOUS.