Someone Stapled Clothing to Rihanna's Bare Boobs

Someone in Dublin has decided that Rihanna needs just a liiiiitle more clothing on her Diamonds World Tour billboards. Enter a couple of strapless dresses and a stapler.

FYI this is what the unaltered photo looks like:

Someone Stapled Clothing to Rihanna's Bare Boobs

Too hot for Dublin! As you can see up top, a sensitive censor gave her one dress per breast.

On another, she was sheathed in what appears to be one large tube top.

Someone Stapled Clothing to Rihanna's Bare Boobs

On the one hand: Why censor? What are you, her mother? The curve of a breast is not obscene! Would you do this to the Venus de Milo?

On the other hand? Rihanna being forced to wear cheap plaid dresses = HILARIOUS.

[Copyranter/Buzzfeed via Reddit]