In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Solange is not a fan of Miley Cyrus's offensive appropriation schtick; meanwhile, in Miley Cyrusland, the pop star is twerking about with a monkey on her back/without a care in the world. Also, Bill Clinton kind of makes a "two girls, one cup" reference by accident. Is all "two [blank], one [blank]" a reference to that foul video? I don't know, dear readers. I do not know.
Liiiiike......Lets all dress up, and "play black" today because that shit is more fun than six flags!!! "Whhheeeeeeee" ������— solange knowles (@solangeknowles) September 24, 2013
i love cvs so much why doesn't new zealand have a pharmacy that sells huge bottles of tequila/cigarettes #foryourhealth— Lorde (@lordemusic) September 24, 2013
If u ever think about quitting- just think about my sister @Venuseswilliams she's the greatest.— Serena Williams (@serenawilliams) September 24, 2013
I like it when, in "Man Down", Rihanna goes "I didn't mean to hurt him/Could have been someone's son." I mean, yes. Almost certainly.— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) September 24, 2013
Dear twitter, my self-esteem is already sufficiently low enough, you don't have to point out that I look like your doofus neighbor or boss.— dax shepard (@daxshepard1) September 24, 2013
I looooooooove my job!!!!!!!! #scandal— kerry washington (@kerrywashington) September 24, 2013
It's often said that Sleep is the cousin of Death. Especially when Sleep is drunk at a party and trying to impress sexy goth babes.— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) September 24, 2013
Any updates on this Ted Cruz/Rihanna feud?— Patton Oswalt (@pattonoswalt) September 24, 2013
Why do we think that trees are so beautiful showing their age and what they went through & not the same with people? I just wondered.— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) September 24, 2013
just saw a cop pull a wheelie on Sunset Blvd what a dickhead.— Dominic Monaghan (@DomsWildThings) September 24, 2013
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