'So Cunt' Is the Summer Jam of 2013

How fishy is she? Well, she’s even got a hook in her mouth. (Hell yeah she does.)

Looking like a walking desert, Levonia Jenkins is serving up unrealness with the hottest, catchiest summer jam that makes Blurred Lines sound like your uncle’s accordion rendition of CeCe Penniston’s Finally at your bat mitzvah.

Suri Cruise, Suri Cruise, Suri Cruise.