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After weeks of rumors that the 19-year-old Snapchat user had broken up with the 25-year-old MTV star who makes tweens faint and had begun dating the 25-year-old YouTube star who makes tweens faint, she and the latter have finally made what appears to be their brand new romantic relationship a matter of public record, as they were photographed frolicking and holding hands on a beach in one of our nation’s most effortlessly coastal states while in varying states of undress over the weekend.

She sported a cleverly draped piece of cotton-based fabric that protected her nipples from the sun’s harmful UV rays only occasionally, while he confused onlookers by wearing his gray t-shirt three different ways: 1) as the designer intended, with his head and arms through their appropriate openings, 2) around his neck as a scarf, and 3) in his hand.

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To stay cool and hydrated, he gulped down an orange Gatorade. She, on the other hand, went with what appears to have been either an Evolution Fresh™ Strawberry Banana Smoothie or Pokémon™ GO Frappuccino® from Starbucks. Though I can’t be certain which drink she chose, those of you who know her like I know her definitely know she made a decision.

Congrats to the potentially happy unconfirmed new couple! I hope the other guy doesn’t recognize either of you in these photos, as your obvious passion for one another may be too much for his broken heart to handle.