A sexy-as-hell (kinda too sexy) crocheted Minions thong for men is available for purchase on Etsy.
For Valentine’s Day (or just general pleasure), sex-having Minions lovers can get what looks like a Minion dangling from your person for the cost of around $20 (or a little more for larger sizes).
The Etsy shop doesn’t offer too much more information, besides that the thong is made from an acrylic yarn and that it’s “suitable for both personal use [or] as a gift.”
And they’re handmade, which adds a personal touch to something which could otherwise be seen as terrifying.
There’s also a version for women, so Minions-obsessed couples can mate and multiply.