Anyone here looking for a new slow jam that is both sexy and empowering? Have I got something for you.

College Humor brings us "Sexually Enlightened R&B Song," a silly ode to liberation and equality in the bedroom. With lyrics like "Sex is a conversation, not a lecture," and "Damn, you really do it like a pro, but your experience don't make you a ho," this is definitely the ally's anthem.

Keep your last name, girl.