Because I feel compelled to bookend all moments of sincerity with jokes, this post begins with the above image and headline. “Hey,” Jackson (Bradley Cooper) is saying to Ally (Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta) in the moment captured above. “I just wanted to take another look at you.”
Looking back at the circumstances, it’s a surprise that I was hired at Jezebel. When I first sat down with Editor-in-Chief Jessica Coen to talk about joining the staff as Editorial Assistant nearly seven years ago, little lined up: I had arrived to meet her at a café on Houston after working an eight-hour breakfast…
The other night, while high Googling before bed, I got to thinking about the Bushes, in general, and Barbara Bush, in particular. I told my husband about how I think she cuts quite an intimidating figure and he agreed. So, I wondered, how tall is this woman who bedded down with one former president and birthed…
White boy with moves/sexy mop/man with my last name as his first name, Beck Hansen, is known for a few things: a sweet falsetto, nonsensical rapping, and frequent use of the Becktionary. Oh, and being a member of
creepy cult Scientology.
This year’s FYF Fest, Los Angeles’ annual indie music glorious shit show, was the highest of highs (Kanye, and Solange—holy shit, so good) and the lowest of lows (port-a-potties, feet literally peeling off in my shoes because I’m old and fat and walking is hard). However, the one act that I was the most stoked about…
Here’s something engaged couples didn’t have to deal with up until fairly recently: individualized wedding websites.
Many of us are still reeling from the news of Adam Levine as People's Sexiest Man Alive, but the rest of us are living in a land of denial and in that saner land, Tyson Beckford reigns supreme. (Plus, if we got married, we'd be Mrs. and Mr. Laura Beck-Beckford. It has a nice ring, right?)
In the days before Fox News abruptly bid farewell to ratings star and noted windbag Bill O’Reilly, recently revealed emails obtained by Politico show that his team was working hard to keep his dumb ass on air.
Good evening: Tonight's squee is brought to you by this furiously masturbating panda.
Are you pulling from the normal name tree this birthing season (WTF IS THAT, LAURA?) or are you all about naming your kid Evian Spritzer LeCharlejoix? If the latter is your cup of baby namin' tea, do we have a list for you!
[h/t: Madeleine Davies and Laura Beck]
Ok, they're all a bunch of dogs. It's puppies as princes and princesses! It's puppies as all your favorite Disney characters. It's puppies in SLOW MOTION! PLEASE PRESS PLAY NOW!
Did you know that a Hello Kitty convention was happening this week (or ever)? It is! And there are cats and drinks and, according to tweets, just lots of adults who love Hello Kitty. Quvenzhané Wallis is, according to my inside source, the only child there and she is probably wondering WTF!
LOS ANGELES, CA - DECEMBER 14: (L-R) Jenna Elfman, Laura Prepon, Erika Christensen and Danny Masterson attend the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre's 21st 'Christmas Stories' at the Church of Scientology Celebrity Centre on December 14, 2013 in Los Angeles, California. 'Christmas Stories' benefits the Hollywood…
I sent this to my mom. Because even though I'm vegan, you can bet that I'll get a call on Thanksgiving asking me how long to cook that poor dead bird.
Yo, Imma get off Beyonce's jock in a minute, but here's a video of Queen Bey you probably haven't ever seen. Thanks to the internet and Laura Beck (RIP*) over at Cosmo, though, you've got a rare glimpse of what a teen Bey looked like being FEATURED in the 90s.
Adam Carpenter is this dude on Instagram who loves to dance and loves to share his love of dance with the world. The end result? Instagram videos that make me inexplicably happy every time they pop up in my feed. Maybe you'll enjoy them too? Or maybe you'll be like WTF SHUT UP LAURA. Either way, my work here is done.
O captains! My captains! And as an added bonus, here's Laura Dern and Mick Jagger being BFF:
The folks at British hotel chain Premier Inn released a very scientific (read: not at all scientific) study claiming that one in 10 couples argue about what side of the bed to sleep on. AND THAT THIS CONFLICT ENDS ONE IN TWO OF THOSE RELATIONSHIPS. Jkjk, it doesn't mean shit.