Happy birthday to Alanis Morissette! The Canadian songstress turns 39 today, and hopefully has a better grasp on the definition of irony by now. But you can't realllly hold it against her! I never knew a breakup song about Dave Coulier would mean so much to me. Right? Right? Would you go down on me in a theater? Not if we were seeing something GOOD, I mean, but what if we were seeing, like, Peeples?

On that note, 'bye!