Sarah Palin Attacks Obama Using Awful Version of Green Eggs and Ham

Real life vaudevillian villain (without the mustache) Sarah Palin enthralled the audience at the Conservative Political Action Conference this weekend with a rendition/perversion of well-known liberal Democrat Dr. Suess’ beloved book, Green Eggs and Ham. Because I guess whenever Palin hits the stage, all logic goes out the window and it suddenly becomes Aunt Maverick’s Unsound Rhetoric Variety Showcase!!! Now with 50% more American flag stilettos!

The lyrics, via Salon:

I do not like this Uncle Sam. I do not like his healthcare scam.
I do not like these dirty crooks or how they lie and cook the books.
I do not like when Congress steals. I do not like their crony deals.
I do not like this spying, man. I do not like ‘Oh, yes we can.’
I do not like this spending spree. We’re smart, we know there’s nothing free.
I do not like reporters’ smug replies when I complain about their lies.
I do not like this kind of hope, and we won’t take it, nope, nope, nope.