Sam Bee's Take On Pussygate Was Worth the Wait

Sam Bee announces, “Oh yeah, I’m going in on this like a bitch,” and proceeds to explain how “take a Tic Tac and grab her by the pussy is the closest thing to a plan Donald Trump has described this entire election.” She also mentions how the grossest thing about the tape is how they treat actress Arianne Zucker, after getting themselves so hyped up on pussy-grabbing talk, knowingly mocking her and demanding hugs.

At times, Bee’s jokes are just too real to invoke laughs, like when she says every woman has experienced a man treating her like a “human bowling ball” and makes a hook finger motion. But that fans the flames muffled by incessant coverage back to life. Eventually, she connects Trump’s unbelievable apology tour back to his advisor—Roger Ailes, another unashamed pervert, who sexually assaulted women until he was out of the job, but still deep in the money.

She finishes off with all the words for pussy you can’t say on TV, but it’s not the lewd talk that’ll leave you pissed.