Hey, laaaaydeeeeez who are not currently fat or black or all stretched out in the vagiiiiiiner! Romeo Rose is back, he still wants your (130-lbs-or-less) boday, and this time he's bringing a little something extra to the table. A little something called "negative $400 and a refrigerator full of spoiled food." Yeah. I know. Kersploosh.
If you've somehow forgotten him (in which case, TELL ME THINE INCANTATION, SORCERESS), the Texas-based lothario recently went viral when he launched "Sleepless in Austin," a website detailing all of his exhaustive girlfriend criteria. (Representative quote: "I will not date a Black girl. I don’t care if she looks like Halle Berry, I will not ever date a Black girl. However, I will date any other race, Hispanic, Mexican, Spanish, Russian, Italian, French, European, White, whatever, anything except Black.") Then he just sat back and waited for the hot crotch to roll in.