Revealed: Instagram Accounts for All Your Favorite Dolls


American icon (like it or not) Barbie now has her very own Instagram. So we wondered: What would her fellow dolls’ accounts look like? Here’s our best guess.
Elle covered Barbie’s debut on the image-sharing network, and here’s the interesting thing: Mattel pegged the whole thing to New York Fashion Week and specifically created a fashion blogger/street style account for the old gal. Please. I remember all the puffy sleeves and zebra stripes you wore in the early 90s, missy. Rightfully, Barbie’s feed ought to be more Ab Fab, less Lauren Conrad.
While we’re at it, here’s our best guesses for the rest of the gang:
Any American Girl Doll
Lots of DIY projects and wholesome baked goods, perhaps with her satchel of pristine schoolbooks just at the edge of the frame. Think Mormon housewife blogger.

Cabbage Patch Kids
Body positivity. (It’s hard being a Cabbage Patch Kid in a Barbie world.)