Rejoice! Society Finally Has the 24-Hour All Cat Channel It Deserves

We’ve sat through many tireless so-called “advancements” in human evolution—the wheel, the printing press, cures for major diseases—but now finally society has something that is actually useful. At long last, there is 24-hour cat channel.

Yes, that’s right. All cats, all the time. They’ve got funny cats. Sleeping cats. Playing cats. Cats chasing toys. Cats feigning interest in things. Whatever your cat viewing needs are, Pluto.TV has something for you.

According to the Daily Dot:

“All cats, all the time. 24/7/365. We’ve got kittens too. Meow-mazing,” reads the channel’s description.

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Other programs on Cats 24/7 include Scaredy Cats, Putting Up with Humans, and Cats Gone Viral! Toggle buttons on each of the programs allow the site to send you a reminder when another riveting episode of, for example, Cartoons and Comedy Cats is about to air.

There is also a 24-hour dog channel but according to their contract with the Cat Overlords, they are only allowed to show videos of dogs being clumsy and knocking things over or chasing their own tail until they vomit.