Questionable Survey Says Men Fall In Love More Than Women

This ~~probably~~ bunk survey conducted by Haagen-Dazs Ice cream and The School of Life concluded that only 45 percent of women say they’ve had multiple loves. The survey – which included 2000 liars – found that more than half of men have loved more than one person.

From The Independent:

On the other hand, more female respondents, around 47 per cent, claimed to have had just one love; 39 per cent of men said the same.

5 per cent of each gender said they’ve never fallen head over heels, but most of these were under 24 and expressed hope that they still had time to do so.

Look, I have no actual proof that this study is bullshit. But I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that this study is the completest most utterist bullshit. I know like maybe one woman who has only loved one man. And I know like maybe 200 women, you know, personally.