Pumpkin Spice Is Still Total BullshitMadeleine Davies11/14/13 1:20pmFiled to: pumpkin spiceliesfood2894EditPromoteShare to KinjaToggle Conversation toolsGo to permalinkOMG, you guys! Pumpkin spice season is almost over! Does that make you sad? Are you crying? Well, drink your salty tears, fool, because that's all you deserve for buying into this ridiculous lie that you've been living since the first time you ordered a pumpkin spice latte. That's right, A LIE. Pumpkin spice doesn't even have real pumpkin and while we're at it, who's to say that we didn't stage the first moon landing?