Fire up your tear ducts, campers. After the SCOTUS effectively struck down California's Prop 8 this morning, Paul Katami and Jeff Zarrillo — the case's original plaintiffs — delivered a statement outside the Supreme Court that ended about as well as a live court case reaction statement could end: with a marriage proposal.

I mean, mazel tov and stuff, kids, but now thanks to you two, it's raining on my face.