Everyone's favorite old-timey date rape denier Susan Patton — affectionately known to some as "Princeton Mom" — is not done sharing her thoughts with the world. She has a lot of them, after all.
Her newest platform for pontificating about love, marriage and Having It All is a surprisingly sympathetic profile in NY Mag, which offers an intimate little peek into Patton's curious existence. A lot of it is pretty predictable: as one might expect, she dwells in an ornate Princeton-themed lair, festooned with pictures of her grinning Princeton Sons and also inhabited by a Princeton-themed dog ("Lucille [the dog], Patton points out, has naturally orange fur"). As is Patton's wont, she take the opportunity to remind us that she doesn't believe in date rape — "Rape is rape," she states, adding that she prefers to refer to date rape as "mistake sex," a very James Taranto-esque turn of rape apologia.