Seattle Mayor Pardons 2 Tofurky Packages Because Hippies Love Tofu

Seattle Mayor Ed Murray decided to pardon two packages of Tofurky for Thanksgiving because SEATTLE. Turkeys everywhere raised their beaks and wings in protest, shouting ‘Who’s gonna pardon us?!’

A spokesperson told the Associated Press that the Tofurkey was pardoned to “draw attention to hunger in the community” and the packs will go to a local food bank. More importantly, the Mayor knows that Seattle has a reputation for being “a little bit ‘granola'” and willingly poked fun at himself and Washington State’s pride and joy.