President Obama Is Having the Time of His Fucking Life in Alaska

Barack Obama has been in Alaska for three days and is basically treating it like his senior year spring break, by getting plastered (probably), taking selfies, getting jizzed on (by a fish) and dancing in places you’re not supposed to dance.

On Wednesday, he visited Dillingham Middle School where he performed the traditional Yup’ik dance with a bunch of little kids wearing fur headdresses.

“I’ve been practicing,” he said before joining them. It was extremely cute.

“The young people here especially, I’m very proud of you,” he said after he had finished his performance. “Keep up your traditions even as you go out into the big world, and learn and bring back the knowledge that’s going to help build this community. We’re very very proud of all of you.”

Then he asked for a picture with the kids and they all leapt on top of him and everyone laughed and laughed and they are even still laughing now!