Barack Obama has been in Alaska for three days and is basically treating it like his senior year spring break, by getting plastered (probably), taking selfies, getting jizzed on (by a fish) and dancing in places you’re not supposed to dance.
On Wednesday, he visited Dillingham Middle School where he performed the traditional Yup’ik dance with a bunch of little kids wearing fur headdresses.
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