President Obama Is Having the Time of His Fucking Life in Alaska
LatestBarack Obama has been in Alaska for three days and is basically treating it like his senior year spring break, by getting plastered (probably), taking selfies, getting jizzed on (by a fish) and dancing in places you’re not supposed to dance.
On Wednesday, he visited Dillingham Middle School where he performed the traditional Yup’ik dance with a bunch of little kids wearing fur headdresses.