People Runs Celebratory Trump Cover, Fails To Mention Their Writer Accused Him of Sexual Assault
LatestIt’s been one day since the United States managed to elect a grabby, erratic goblin as our president, and People magazine has decided they’re ready to celebrate. In October, former People reporter Natasha Stoynoff accused Trump of groping her during a 2005 interview, and the magazine produced six people to corroborate her account. But there’s no time like the present to start slavishly licking the boots of the Trump family, is there?
With no sense of shame, the magazine made Trump their cover star and pinned tweet. “He’s hired!” the cover proclaims. Because our new president is a former reality TV star best known for fake firing people. It’s very clever.
The accompanying writeup is fucking surreal, with an unnamed Trump “family source” confirming the blindingly newsworthy tidbit that yes, “the kids” are very excited. In the same breath, the writer Julie Mazziotta blankly notes that everyone at Trump’s party was chanting “Lock her up” and “Build a wall:”
“It’s suddenly all feeling very real … The kids are very excited and they’re all very confident that he will win,” a family source told PEOPLE around midnight.
The overcapacity room started several chants throughout the night — “Lock her up” and “Build the wall,” before shifting over to cheers of “Call it” as a Trump victory became clear.
Trump, his family and running mate, Indiana Gov. Mike Pence, took the stage shortly after the Associated Press called the election for Trump at 2:30 a.m. – to a massive roar from the crowd.
As The Cut points out, that disgraceful piece of literal propaganda is just one of many that People ran yesterday. They reveal People’s apparent plan to try to turn Ivanka and Melania Trump into aspirational style icons.