Remember our good friend the cronut? It's a donut-croissant hybrid, and depending on your tolerance for whimsical pastries, it's either delightful or disturbing. Either way, you probably want one, and you better be prepared to work and to pay. I'm talking selling your laptop and using that money to purchase a ticket to Iceland, where you must locate the elusive Elder Huldufólken Bjorkgarfjörður and receive the first clue in your 59-step journey to cronut.
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