Parks & Rec fans know that in life, some days we're the April, while other days we're the Ann.

Relive both sides of the sworn frenemies relationship with a supercut of April Ludgate's sharpest barbs and pointiest missives directed at the aggressively bland Ann Perkins. Then get excited, but not too excited — NBC won't be airing new episodes of Parks & Rec until midseason.

I bet April would have something thrillingly cunty to say about that.