Orange Cat Can't Jump, Will Never Get Into American Ballet Company

This orange cat is not the graceful ballerina he believes itself to be. Watch him prepare, poise, and then completely fail the leap that would have gotten him a job at the Joffrey. Sorry, cat, it’s off to the corps with you. Here’s a rose for you to wave and a spear for you to carry.

Of course, if you need some more help, he can always holler at Cooper Nielson for some help. JUST DON’T GO HOME WITH HIM, CAT. He’s a bad boy.

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