OKCupid Juggalos Are Ready to Rescue You From Your Tower of Loneliness

Are you a Juggalette searching for her perfect Juggalo? Have none of the old methods of dating worked for you? Then you might want to try OKCupid Juggalos where your knight in shining Violent J makeup could be waiting to rescue you from your tower of loneliness and Faygo cans.

In case you didn’t know, a Juggalo is a fan of Insane Clown Posse (but they’re also so much more). A Juggalette is a female ICP fan. Every year, they come together at the Gathering of the Juggalos to celebrate their culture, talk about “titties,” show off their “titties,” do drugs and occasionally end up dead. (You can read former Deadspin writer Emma Carmichael’s amazing first hand account of the event here.)

Like all of us, Juggalos need love and like many of us, some of them are looking for it online. Remember — there’s someone for everyone and a Juggalo might be the one for you!

Do you want a powerful partner who’s pursued his passion for a living?

Someone who knows the polite way to address a woman?

We’ve been advocating that men where tinted moisturizer for awhile now. Here’s a man who knows how to wear makeup to even out his skin tone.

A mate you can’t put in a box and who also has a cool Legolas poster:

A nice guy:

The Nelson Mandela of Juggalos:

Or maybe you’re more into Juggalettes!

Whatever. Like your Burner boyfriend is really all that better.

Images/artwork via okcupid juggalos.

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