18-year-old Kylie Jenner, who began getting lip filler before her last birthday, would like us all to know that she hasn’t closed the door on the possibility of one day getting plastic surgery. Revelatory.

On her website (which you have to pay to read so fuck that), Kylie wrote that—despite rampant speculation—she has not undergone any plastic surgery to alter her body:

“Truth is, as I’ve gotten older, I’ve gained 15 pounds and my body has changed; I’ve definitely filled out. Working with some of the best makeup artists has taught me a lot of amazing tricks to making me feel more confident and I can’t wait to share them with you guys. I swear there are things you can do to work on problem areas without having to think about plastic surgery.”

As to whether or not she’d ever consider voluntarily going under the knife:

“Never say never.”

This poor kid never stood a chance. God speed, Kylie.

[US Weekly]


Taryn Manning would love to have Britney Spears come on Orange Is the New Black for a Crossroads reunion and you, I’m sure, would love that, too.

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“...She’s such a good actor that I feel like they could do anything with her,” Manning told ET at the Emmys. “I was so impressed working with her. I was like — she’s just very sincere in her acting, you know? It’s like everyone wanted to maybe hope that she’s not gonna be good but she was great.”

Do they have karaoke at Litchfield?


Susan Sarandon has some intense worries about the Pope’s U.S. visit.

“I think they’re going to assassinate him,” she said, with absolutely no chill. “I think he’s done some major, major cleansing of the whole system.”

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TO BE VERY CLEAR, Susan Sarandon does not want the Pope to die: “I love this Pope,” she told the New York Daily News. “He’s humble . . . he doesn’t live in the palatial whatever. I think he’s a Pope of the people.”

Stay safe out there, Pope.


  • I always forget that Rose Byrne and Bobby Cannavale are a couple and then I’m reminded and my heart is warmed. [NYDN]
  • Selena Gomez is about to pop. [MTV News]
  • The rumors and piercing outlines are true. Kendall Jenner got her nipple pierced. [Page Six]
  • Robert Pattinson doesn’t CARE what you think. [Gossip Cop]
  • If only we could all party with the Game of Thrones team (and Amanda Peet)! [Page Six]
  • Well, well, well. Congratulations, Allison Janney. [E! News]

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