Nicki Is Pregnant, Meek Is the Father, and They're Gonna Tour Together

By Bobby Finger  |  June 26, 2015 | 12:00am
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Nicki Minaj is expecting a child, Meek Mill’s semen had at least a small part in her pregnancy, and they’re going to tour together this summer. Wow. Can you believe it? I’m not sure I can, but hey, it was on MediaTakeOut , and they began the post with: “This is NOT RUMOR it’s FACT.”

The pair will be performing at dozens of venues all over the country and Nicki’s tour manager has specifically asked that there be no smoking of cigarettes or weed. Obviously, you can’t smoke near a pregnant woman, so is that the clear sign that she’s carrying Meek’s child

“A clear sign”! A clear sign. Yep, seems legit to me! So, there you have it. Congrats, Nicki and Meek! Where should I send your baby shower gift?

[TheHollywoodLife]

Hey, did all y’all see my favorite headline of the day? It’s right above this line of text. You can see it, right? OK, good. Read it again. Do you love it as much as I do? Ahhhhh, I want to make it my desktop background, my phone background, my Kinja photo, the wallpaper in my entire apartment, the print on all my clothes, and the koozie I use for all my beers. And with a description as good as “while boyfriend Corey Gamble licks her neck,” you don’t even need the accompanying photo! It’s precisely what you expect it to be.

Anyway, here’s what Kris said about Caitlyn’s cover:

“I think it’s amazing,” the 59-year-old told Extra at DailyMail’s Seriously Popular Party in Cannes last night.
“I think that someone following their dream is truly inspirational to a lot of people. You have to do what makes you happy.”
The E! reality star further gushed that Annie Leibovitz’s photos of Caitlyn were “beautiful.”

Reminder: she was saying all that while boyfriend Corey Gamble licked her neck.

[E! Online]

Question: how do we feel about this tweet?

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  • Bobby Brown is by Bobbi Kristina’s side at a hospice facility. [Us Weekly]
  • ***GASSSSSSP*** Selena Gomez wore a Balmain crop top backwards! [MTV]
  • Republican Presidential candidate Donald Trump is suing Univision for “hundreds of millions of dollars.” [Perez Hilton]
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