Does your cat love shoving its disgusting butthole in your face every morning? Does it embarrass you when guests come over and your familiar coyly lifts up its tail to show exactly what it’s hiding under there? If you answered yes to either of these questions (or have a scenario of your own), you need Twinkle Tush, a new invention made to turn your cat’s butt into a shining jewel.

While Mashable reports that Twinkle Tush is clearly a gag gift, I don’t know that the creators of the product aren’t onto something. As someone who has been woken up by the yawning anal cavity of a feline in my face, I can firmly attest that yes, I would have liked it better if there was a cold, hard jewel blocking the space between my eyes and the cat’s inner workings. And I bet millions of cat owners would agree.

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The Twinkle Tush retails at $6 and is currently sold out due to high demand (and how catchy the theme song is), but you can easily make your own at home with unwanted costume jewelry and a bit of wire. It won’t come with a sticker though.

Dogs haven’t been left out. Rear Gear, another company producing handmade anal covers, manufactures kicky products intended to cover up your puppy’s back door.


Contact the author at mark.shrayber@jezebel.com.