Names, Words, and Phrases Appearing in a Single NYT Story About Hair

An abridged list, in no particular order:

• “It’s not ‘Real Housewife’-y”
• “Sally Hershberger’s Upper East Side location”
• “The whole ‘I was surfing in Costa Rica for a month’ look.”
• “$85 for a process”
• Gisele
• “Has taken on a certain artfulness”
• “sometimes you’ll get into trouble”
• Brigitte Bardot
• “the ‘beach hair guy'”
• “Eleanor Ylvisaker, a founder of the clothing line Earnest Sewn”
• “own their texture”
• “South of France”
• Barbie
• “works in public relations Chanel”
• “a salon and apothecary with locations in Brooklyn and Los Angeles”
• “I want to take a shower”
• Vogue Spain
• “the glossy ‘Khloe Kardashian wave'”
• Oribe
• “trades on eBay for upward of $50 a bottle.”
• “He imagines real beach waves as a product of the elements”
• Sports Illustrated
• “dismissively”
• “wispy effect”
• “a romp in the restroom is not appropriate”
• Alexa Chung
• “it can make the scalp itch”

[NYT]

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