Elle Evans, the blonde model from Robin Thicke's now notorious "Blurred Lines" video, has weighed in on Miley Cyrus's VMAs performance, because sure, why not. Her take: SHE DOESN'T EVEN KNOW MILEY ANYMORE, MAN.
"I definitely would say that I didn't approve," Evans told FOX411 News. "It was distasteful, in a way. I was more disappointed than anything. I don't know. It was a little extreme. It didn't have to be that extreme. It would have been a great performance, everyone loves the song, everyone was really looking forward to it, and I was appalled. I couldn't believe what I was watching, honestly."
...As for Cyrus' edgy new persona, Evans, who worked with the 20-year-old last year on her music video "Decisions," says, "I guess we all should have seen it coming. I didn't, I really didn't. I thought that she was going to transition from a child actor into a bad-ass rocker chick, but I don't know what happened. She lost it a little, I think. I was like, ‘Wait! Where's Miley? Where's the Miley we love? Where's the Miley I know and, like, respect? Where did that go?' I don't know."
I don't...I can't. Look. EVERYONE CAN DO WHAT THEY WANT WITH THEIR BOOBS AND THEIR BUNS. I'm going to just back away slowly and let you guys handle this one in comments. [E!]
Apparently Chris Martin has been careening around Los Angeles on a scooter without a license. Ooh, cheeky! #british
Chris Martin has been scootering around L.A. illegally ... sometimes with his kid on the back seat ... but today, the Coldplay singer raced down to the DMV to finally get a valid license to drive in California, TMZ has learned.
Multiple DMV sources tell us ... records show Martin has never obtained a CA driver's license, despite the fact he's been tooling around town on his Vespa for weeks.
I don't care. Whatever. I will love that dude forever because of Extras. [TMZ]
- I don't know who these people are, but apparently they're the "hottest couple ever." (I BEG TO DIFFER, OBV.) [E!]
- Drew Barrymore has some decorating tips for you. Short version: Choose good stuff and put it in the right spot. [E!]
- Here are five pieces of information about Elza Gonzalez, that lady who touched tongues with Liam Hemsworth earlier this week and everyone was like "oooOOooOOoOooOoOOOoOooO!!!" [Us]
- JENNIFER ANISTON IS PREGNANT JENNIFER ANISTON IS NOT PREGNANT. [ContactMusic]
- Taylor Swift feels like a towering giantess when she wears heels, because she is 5'11". And also because she drinks the blood of Englishmen. [Express]
- P!nk wants hella more babys. Is it weird that I never ever think about P!nk, but I want her and Carey Hart to stay together literally forever? [E!]
- Everyone continues to freak out about the x-treme fineness of Clint Eastwood's kid. [StyleBlazer]
- Here's Katy Perry as Marie Antoinette sort of. [Us]
- Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart got photobombed by LITERALLY THE BEST GUY. [E!]
- Giuliana and Bill Rancic are going to have another baybay using the same surrogate. [E!]
- Here, have fun falling in luv with Chris Martin, bashful baby lamb!!!