Today in super-rich children telling other super-rich children how to do stuff that you will never ever relate to, Miley Cyrus offered Justin Bieber some genuinely good (and seemingly obvious) advice: Instead of gobbling Xanax and driving around Florida like a goober, just pay somebody a bunch of money to hang out in your general vicinity with a squirt bottle and go, “Hey, man, don’t do that. [Squirt squirt!]” Then just do whatever-the-turd you want in your own house/yard. And voila! No more arrests, assaults, petitions for deportation, jail time, fines, old ladies calling you a “goober,” OR potentially crushing the bones of toddlers beneath the wheels of your ‘Gheener!