Like a dribbly gift down your chimney, Miley Cyrus' "Adore You" video leaked last night. It mainly consists of Miley Cyrus sensually caught in some sheets, clad in see-through underwear garb. Thrice, maybe four times, her hands migrate to the top of her underwear with the clear intention of masturbating while she videotapes herself. She takes a bath in a shirt. And that's pretty much the extent of the action — it seems to be a perfect capstone to the illustrious year of 2013, age of boring celebrity nudity/the selfie.