Mike Huckabee: Bitches, Stop Your Motherfucking Swearing

Listen up, cunts: folksy as balls probable 2016 Presidential candidate Mike Huckabee has some goddamn opinions about what sort of language women should use. And guess the fuck what? You bitches need to stop with this swearing shit.

According to Think Progress, the former governor of Arkansas appeared on a conservative talk show on Friday—you know, one of those motherfuckers that angry truckers listen to while they absently fondle their balls—and let the whole Christhumping world know that he cannot believe the cunting language so-called “ladies” these days are using.

“In Iowa, you would not have people who would just throw the f-bomb and use gratuitous profanity in a professional setting,” Huckabee said. “In New York, not only do the men do it, but the women do it!”

He continued: “This would be considered totally inappropriate to say these things in front of a woman.” But “for a woman to say them in a professional setting,” Huckabee went on, “that’s just trashy!”

This is what happens when we let women do whatever feminist bullshit they want— lack of class. Rampant fucking dickery. Total dicking fuckery. It’s truly a goddamn shame.

So let’s review the bullshit smorgasbord we’ve got to look forward to in 2016, shall we? Mike “Don’t Say Fuck”abee, Scott Walker, a slimy glorified fundraiser who has taken a shit all over the state of Wisconsin while its progressively-governed neighbor Minnesota prospers, Sarah Palin, whose most recent public accomplishment is getting into a goddamn bar brawl with her terrible fucking family, Chris Christie, professional asshole, Carly Fiorina, failed Senate candidate and the most bullshit CEO of all time, and Mitt Romney, who everybody fucking despises. Can’t wait to see these cunts debate. It’s going to be a goddamn delight.