Melissa Joan Hart Made a Twitter for Her 9-Month-Old Son

In today’s edition of Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart’s son makes his first tweet, Bette Midler misspells Salman Rushdie’s name, and Emma Watson unearths a picture of her and Neville Longbottom.

Ok it may be a bit early but my 9month old Tucker has a twitter. Follow him at @tuckerwilk.He will be live tweeting his tv debut July 10th.

— Melissa Joan Hart (@MelissaJoanHart) June 27, 2013

Goo goo! (Spit up) Gaa gaaaa! (Burp)

— Tucker Wilkerson (@TuckerWilk) June 27, 2013

I’m not supposed to say anything but I think I saw Edward Snowden at my show last night. He was in row G, next to Salmon Rushdie.

— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) June 27, 2013

@BetteMidler Salmon may have been there but I wasn’t. Anyway it sounds fishy to me.

— Salman Rushdie (@SalmanRushdie) June 27, 2013

Hahahahaha amazing @Mattdavelewis pic.twitter.com/UleeyeR5SU

— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) June 27, 2013

Tonight is White Night in Tel Aviv. Nobody sleeps, everyone parties. I was dancing in streets in front of Nat’l Theater

— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) June 27, 2013

“@diplo: Spring breakers was a pretty sucky movie” HEY C’MON NOW CUT JAMES FRANCO SOME SLACK, NOT EVERYONE CAN BE JODY HiGHROLLER OR DiPLO

— RiFF RAFF (@JODYHiGHROLLER) June 27, 2013

OMG Barbie woke up in a bathtub full of ice I THINK ONE OF HER KIDNEYS IS GONE pic.twitter.com/wIorZ6D3UY

— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) June 27, 2013

Watch the sun set. See how the sun takes a good long time to go down.

— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) June 27, 2013

As of this morning, ‘Marimba’ will never again be my alarm tone.

— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) June 27, 2013

How come dr dre never calls me just to hang out 🙁

— James Deen (@JamesDeen) June 27, 2013

Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise. ��

— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) June 27, 2013

Woke up laughing myself out of my dream where a guy sitting in a Starbucks was wearing underwear with his balls hanging out. Best morning.

— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 27, 2013

On Sunday nights I like to get my sangria on and go burn sage in strip clubs.

— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 27, 2013

One thing about the past no one ever really talks about is how chapped everyone’s lips were back then.

— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 27, 2013

Saturday night I wanna dance to Blurred Lines, tops optional is that ok @bjnovak @JeremyBronson @ikebarinholtz @robinthicke @Pharrell ??

— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 27, 2013

If there was a 4Square for sitting in front of your laptop trying to remember what you were going to do, I’d be the mayor of that.

— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) June 27, 2013

I met the most beautiful child in the Wild Food Cafe with eyes like Liz Talyor. He was barely a year old but what a chooch! Leo or Layo?

— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 27, 2013

They still allow Rick Perry to talk?

— John Legend (@johnlegend) June 27, 2013

If grated cheese and/or soy sauce disappeared off of this planet, I would have a complete meltdown. No soul would be able to comfort me.

— Albie Manzo (@AlbieManzo) June 27, 2013

Got you in my sights, boy…. pic.twitter.com/F0bGLJTbWW

— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) June 27, 2013

Glastonbury tomorrow. Looking forward to that first moment of asking a strange man if i can wear his muddy wedding dress.

— chris o’dowd (@BigBoyler) June 27, 2013

Can anyone recommend a good mascot costume cleaning service that keeps hard-to-remove stains confidential?