In today's edition of Tweet Beat, Melissa Joan Hart's son makes his first tweet, Bette Midler misspells Salman Rushdie's name, and Emma Watson unearths a picture of her and Neville Longbottom.
Ok it may be a bit early but my 9month old Tucker has a twitter. Follow him at @tuckerwilk.He will be live tweeting his tv debut July 10th.
— Melissa Joan Hart (@MelissaJoanHart) June 27, 2013
Goo goo! (Spit up) Gaa gaaaa! (Burp)
— Tucker Wilkerson (@TuckerWilk) June 27, 2013
I’m not supposed to say anything but I think I saw Edward Snowden at my show last night. He was in row G, next to Salmon Rushdie.
— Bette Midler (@BetteMidler) June 27, 2013
@BetteMidler Salmon may have been there but I wasn't. Anyway it sounds fishy to me.
— Salman Rushdie (@SalmanRushdie) June 27, 2013
— Emma Watson (@EmWatson) June 27, 2013
Tonight is White Night in Tel Aviv. Nobody sleeps, everyone parties. I was dancing in streets in front of Nat'l Theater
— Dr. Ruth Westheimer (@AskDrRuth) June 27, 2013
“@diplo: Spring breakers was a pretty sucky movie” HEY C'MON NOW CUT JAMES FRANCO SOME SLACK, NOT EVERYONE CAN BE JODY HiGHROLLER OR DiPLO
— RiFF RAFF (@JODYHiGHROLLER) June 27, 2013
OMG Barbie woke up in a bathtub full of ice I THINK ONE OF HER KIDNEYS IS GONE pic.twitter.com/wIorZ6D3UY
— Samantha Bee (@iamsambee) June 27, 2013
Watch the sun set. See how the sun takes a good long time to go down.
— Yoko Ono (@yokoono) June 27, 2013
As of this morning, 'Marimba' will never again be my alarm tone.
— Harry Styles (@Harry_Styles) June 27, 2013
How come dr dre never calls me just to hang out :-(
— James Deen (@JamesDeen) June 27, 2013
Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise. ��������������
— Meghan McCain (@MeghanMcCain) June 27, 2013
Woke up laughing myself out of my dream where a guy sitting in a Starbucks was wearing underwear with his balls hanging out. Best morning.
— kelly oxford (@kellyoxford) June 27, 2013
On Sunday nights I like to get my sangria on and go burn sage in strip clubs.
— Paula Pell (@perlapell) June 27, 2013
One thing about the past no one ever really talks about is how chapped everyone's lips were back then.
— Ken Jennings (@KenJennings) June 27, 2013
— Mindy Kaling (@mindykaling) June 27, 2013
If there was a 4Square for sitting in front of your laptop trying to remember what you were going to do, I'd be the mayor of that.
— RainnWilson (@rainnwilson) June 27, 2013
I met the most beautiful child in the Wild Food Cafe with eyes like Liz Talyor. He was barely a year old but what a chooch! Leo or Layo?
— boygeorge (@BoyGeorge) June 27, 2013
They still allow Rick Perry to talk?
— John Legend (@johnlegend) June 27, 2013
If grated cheese and/or soy sauce disappeared off of this planet, I would have a complete meltdown. No soul would be able to comfort me.
— Albie Manzo (@AlbieManzo) June 27, 2013
Got you in my sights, boy.... pic.twitter.com/F0bGLJTbWW
— ke$ha (@keshasuxx) June 27, 2013
Glastonbury tomorrow. Looking forward to that first moment of asking a strange man if i can wear his muddy wedding dress.
— chris o'dowd (@BigBoyler) June 27, 2013
Can anyone recommend a good mascot costume cleaning service that keeps hard-to-remove stains confidential?
— bob saget (@bobsaget) June 27, 2013
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