Meet Your New Tabloid Fodder in the Teen Mom 3 Trailer

“This summer MTV presents four moms and a whole lot of drama,” a cutesy voiceover promises during a montage in which watch the lives of the young parents of Teen Mom 3 become only slightly less destroyed than they’ll be three months from now when they’ll inevitably land on tabloid covers after getting boob jobs or arrested.

The babies are cute, though.

The new season of Teen Mom 3—featuring all new girls—will premiere on MTV on August 26.