Meet the Wine Rack Flask Bra, for the Wino Girl Who Wants Bigger Tits

A bra that lets you get stinkin’ drunk in public AND increase your chances of strangers harassing you? Sounds like a woman’s [two] dream[s] come true!

According to Papa Bert, the company behind the most useful inventions for women since birth control or the washing machine:

Turn an A cup in to double Ds AND sport your favorite beverage for yourself and your friends with the wine rack flask bra! Better than a Boob Job and Cheaper Too! Not to mention the savings on over priced drinks. And as a bonus, with a simple blow into the tube it’s easy to keep that full look even as you drink from your secret stash.

I admit, not having to wait in long lines for overpriced booze at a bar or concert does have its appeal, especially since my last such experience involved having to wait for half an hour behind a ton of 16-year-old Drake fans with fake IDs just to sip some Miller Lite for $8.50. Still, I’m not sure it’s worth the risk of falling over because your chest is so heavy, or having someone find you passed out on a sticky stadium floor with a straw poking out of the collar of your shirt.

Still, I salute the existence of the Wine Rack, and look forward to all the celebrities pairing this with their headdresses at the next Coachella.