If you were at New York Comic Con this past weekend and were wearing a Riddler costume and have a thick bubble ass, someone is looking for you.
Readeth the Missed Connection:
This is for the guy, white/latino(?) with brownish hair, in the spandex Riddler outfit at Comic Con on Friday. Your ass is fucking incredible! I couldn’t stop staring at that perfect, round bubble butt! I wanted to follow you, but that would’ve been creepy. Don’t think you saw me, but if you want to give a hot young nerd like me a thrill, I’d love to see your ass again. 😉
Is this you or someone you love? Please send word.
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Still here. Still without airbrushing. Still with teeth.
