Is there anything better than being on the receiving end of a giddy puppy pile-on? Maybe winning the lottery—but if I won the lottery the first thing I would probably buy is a giant pile of pugs. So no, no there is probably nothing better than this.

I have used my psychic translation powers to decipher the man's words as he is swallowed up by ALL THE PUPPIES. I know it looks completely adorable and wonderful, but I'm sorry to report this man is actually a dark wizard, using evil powers to drain them of their special puppy magic. In a few days, he will transform into a powerful Pug Lord and swallow humanity up in a wave of darkness and puppy kisses.